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baesitter:

"mom can we have takeout tonight?"

"no"

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I know that I am intelligent, because I know nothing.
-Socrates
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drug-abuse-resistance-education:

what the fuck is wrong with me whenever im nervous I pull out my hair and I maDE A FUCKING BALD SPOT ON MY HEAD IM A MESS

I did that in the seventh grade because of stress and their was a bald spot on my head the sise of a quarter.

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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wtfdonnie:

BRENDON URIE NUDES LEAKED!!!

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Anonymous asked: ANAL 

Maybe.

Last time didnt go so well.

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